I was just trying to help! You left your shoe right by the door, and I knew you were going to need it when you went out.
So I picked it up and brought it over to you. I don’t understand why you’re so mad. Yes, I might have gotten a little drool on it, but I was just trying to be helpful! And besides, it’s not like you can’t afford to buy a new one. It’s not like I broke it or anything. I don’t see why you’re making such a big deal out of this. Can’t we just put it behind us and move on?